Guitar Bomb
Past Shows

SHOWS
05/21/10 - Hank' Saloon, Brooklyn NY, w/The Hydes, The Rakehells, Mount Joy(Philly), The Holly Roller SIdeshow
05/19/10 - Pianos, Manhattan NY, w/The Vontons, The Barrens
05/15/10 - King Killer, Brooklyn NY, w/Laser Brains, Switchblade, The Morgans
05/13/10 - Murph's Bar, Philadelphia PA w/Breathe Easy, Liat, S.T.O.P
05/08/10 - Norfolk Tap House, Norfolk VA w/The Sweet Ones
05/04/10 - Lucky 7's, Jersey City NJ w/The Betty Rats(Nashville)
05/02/10 - Bruar Falls, Brooklyn NY w/Sareen, Jared Micah and His happy Hats, The Betty Rats(nashville)
04/24/10 - Ace Of lLubs, Manhattan NY w/The Dead Sextons, Crash Gordon and His Test Dummies, The Holy Roller Sideshow
04/23/10 - Martini Red, Staten Island NY w/Painting Soldiers
04/21/10 - Lit Lounge, Manhattan NY w/Blaggard(NC), The Barrens, The Sweet Ones
04/13/10 - Ottos Shrunken Head, Manhattan NY w/The Charming Youngsters, The Sweet Ones
04/12/10 - Danger Danger, Philadelphia, PA w/The Sweet Ones, The Charming Youngsters(NC), The Radiolarians
04/10/10 - The Championship, Lemoyne, PA w/The Whatleys, Pandas, The Sweet Ones, Atomic Bomb Drops
03/18/10 - Beauty Bar, Brooklyn NY w/Doug Cote and others
03/13/10 - Tommy's Tavern, Broooklyn, NY  w/Please Be Ours, The Sweet Ones
03/06/10 - Hank's Saloon, Brooklyn, NY w/The Rakehells, Laser Brains, Yes Please, The Nu Crew.
03/05/10 - Freddy's Backroom, Brooklyn, NY w/Painting Soldiers, Miwa Gemini, Les Sabateurs
03/02/10 - Bruar Hall, Brooklyn, NY w/The Anabolics, The Hydes
02/20/10 - Party Expo, Brooklyn, NY w/Crazy and the Brains, The Sweet Ones, Brook Pridemore, Ivan and the Terribles, Mischief Brew
02/19/10 - Katie Briggs' Palatial Estate, Philadelphia, PA w/Mount Joy, TJ Kong and the Atomic Bomb
02/12/10 - Trash Bar, Brooklyn, NY w/Lipstick Killers and others
02/06/10 - Local 269, Manhattan, NY w/Switchblade
02/04/10 - Beauty Bar, Brooklyn, NY w/Phil Christianson and others
01/27/10 - Otto's Shrunken Head, Manhattan, NY Copy Cat Night Neil Young Night
01/20/10 - Danger Danger Gallery, Philadelphia, PA w/Mount Joy
01/15/10 - Fontanas, Manhattan, NY w/Sareen, Les Sabateurs, You Scream I Scream, Switchblade
01/13/10 - Arrizma Radio
01/09/10 - The Lampost, Jersey City, NJ w/Blackbird
01/08/10 - The Carriage House, Phildelphia, PA w/Mount Joy, Diet Kong, 'tine 'tine
01/03/10 - Mercury Lounge, Manhattan, NY w/These Green Eyes, The Lows, Robot and Empire, The Sweet Ones
12/19/09 - Freddy's Backroom, Brooklyn, NY w/Potty Mouth, The Sweet Delights, Limb, The Barrens
12/18/09 - Hank's Saloon, Brooklyn, NY w/Condo, The Sweet Delights, The Claws of Paradise, Limbs
12/12/09 - Cedars, Youngstown, OH w/Turbo Lovers, The Sweet Ones
12/11/09 - The Brewery, State College, PA, w/The Whatleys, The Sweet Ones, The Dueces, Lose the Name
12/06/09 - Otto's Shrunken Head, Manhattan, NY w/Pushy Lips and others Frank Woods weekely wind down
12/05/09 - 242 Main, Burlington, VT w/Butterfly Star Power, Burritos For Breakfast, The Sweet Ones
12/04/05 - Mad Dawz, Hartford, CT w/The Sweet Ones and others
11/21/09 - Killkenny Ale House, Newerk, NY w/The Vontons and others
11/14/09 - The Boat House, Kitchener ON w/Lucas Stagg, Tanya Phillapovich(cd release!)
11/13/09 - The Press Club, Toronto, ON w/Lucas Stagg


SWEET BOMB FALL TOUR '09
10/31/09 - Spazz Hause, Greenville NC w/The Sweet Ones and shit tons of others (Halloween Party)
10/30/09 - The Tin Roof, Charleston SC w/The Sweet Ones, The Defilers
10/29/09 - Wonder Root, Atlanta GA w/The Sweet Ones, Can't Remember
10/28/09 - Egan's, Tuscaloosa AL w/The Sweet Ones
10/27/09 - Little Kings Shuffle Club, Athens GA w/The Sweet Ones, The Humms
10/26/09 - Springwater Supper Club, Nashville TN w/The Sweet Ones, Chris Crofton, Jaw
10/25/09 - Poison Lawn, Knoxville TN w/The Sweet Ones, 666 Dance Party
10/24/09 - The Cave, Chapel Hill NC w/The Sweet Ones, Twilighter
10/24/09 - Red Hill Jam, Red Hill NC w/The Sweet Ones
10/23/09 - The Sidebar, Baltimore MD, w/The Sweet Ones


SHOWS
10/17/09 - Two Boots, Brooklyn NY w/The Sweet Ones
10/02/09 - Tommy's Tavern, Brooklyn NY, w/Swtichblade, The Whatleys, The Do You Want 2's, The Sweet Ones
10/01/09 - The Dog House, Gloucester NJ, w/The Doomsday Sayers
09/26/09 - Coco 66, Brooklyn NY, w/The Sweet Delights, and others
09/25/09 - Club Europa, Brooklyn NY, w/The Seet Delights
09/21/09 - The Delancey, Manhattan NY, w/Sareen, and Circa Music
09/17/09 - Trash Bar, Brooklyn NY, w/Circa Music, and others
09/15/09 - Lucky 7's, Jersey City NJ w/Some weener from Nashville
09/12/09 - Pabstolutally Fest, Youngstown OH, w/Album, The Sweet Ones, Gil Manterra Party Hour, Rebreather, The Cheats, Rocket Radio etc....
09/06/09 - Coney Island Rockabilly Fest, Brooklyn NY/w Soul Reapin' Three, Tombstone Brawlers, Sasquatch and The Sickabilly's
08/28/09 - Don Pedros, Brooklyn NY w/the Dead Sextons, the Gulf of Michigan, the Sweet Ones
08/26/09 - Otto's Shrunken Head, Manhattan NY Copy Cat Night w/the Sweet Ones
08/14/09 - Hank's Saloon, Brooklyn NY w/Lucas Stagg Band, Tanya Phillapovich, Of Hounds
08/08/09 - 3rd Annual Milltown Fest, Palmer MA
07/01/09 - Amity Lanes, New Haven MA w/Soul Reapin' 3
07/25/09 - PARTY, Cape Cod MA, w/The Sweet Ones
07/18/09 - Raw Art Space, Hartford CT w/The Sweet Ones, You Scream I Scream, Rubber Pants
07/05/09 - Heavy Rebel Weeekender@The Millenium Center Winston Salem NC
06/25/09 - Club Europa, Brooklyn NY w/The Rakehells, The False Alarms
06/19/09 - The Press Club, Toronto ON NXNE festival
06/19/09 - The Hyatt, Toronto ON NXNE festival
06/18/09 - The Hideout, Toronto ON NXNE Festival '09
06/14/09 - Crafty Records Punk Rock BBQ, Bronx NY w/The Sweet Ones, Brookl Pridemore, Captain Chaos, Burritos for Breakfast
06/12/09 - Fontana's, Manhattan NY w/The Sweet Delights
06/06/09 - Lucky 7's, Jersey City NJ w/The Vontons, Shapeshifters


SWEET BOMB SPRING TOUR '09
05/30/09 - Aldo's, Altoona PA w/The Sweet Ones, The Whatleys
05/29/09 - The Royal Oaks, Cleveland OH w/The Sweet Ones, Rocket Radio
05/28/09 - WRUW, Cleveland OH w/The Sweetones
05/27/09 - Bernie's Distillery, Columbus OH w/The Sweet Ones Ricky Shitstein
05/26/09 - The 5 Spot, Nashville TN w/The Sweet Ones, The Betty Rats
05/25/09 - Sweetwater Supper Club, Nashville TN w/The Sweet Ones
05/24/09 - Circa Record Store, Little Rock AR w/The Sweet Ones, Crisco Brothers
05/23/09 - House Party, Baton Rouge LA w/The Sweet Ones, We Like Dogs, Fleetwood Mac
05/22/09 - The Saint, New Orleans LA w/The Sweet Ones, Sarah Quintana
05/21/09 - Hi Ho Lounge, New Orleans LA w/The Sweet Ones, Sarah Quintana
05/20/09 - Egan's Bar, Tuscaloosa AL w/The Sweet Ones
05/19/09 - Flicker, Ahtens GA w/The Sweet Ones, Jane Bonham
05/18/09 - The Tin Roof, Charleston SC w/The Sweet Ones
05/17/09 - The Spazzatorium, Greenville NC w/The Sweet Ones and others TBA
05/16/09 - Norfolk Tap House, Norfolk VA w/The Sweet Ones
05/15/09 - The Fuse, Chapel Hill NC w/The Sweet Ones, Morning Stars
05/14/09 - The Sidebar, Baltimore MD w/The Sweet Ones and others TBA



SHOWS
05/09/09 - Two Boots, Brooklyn NY, w/The Sweet Ones
05/08/09 - Otto's Shrinken Head, Manhattan NY w/The Sweet Ones
04/24/09 - Freddy's Backroom, Brooklyn NY w/New York vs London, Fernando and others TBA
04/18/09 - Empire Dine and Dance Club, Portland ME w/All The Real Girls CD Release Party!
04/16/09 - L'esco, Montreal QC w/Light Bulb Alley, Miwa Gemini
03/20/09 - Fontana's, Manhattan NY Bonanza Extravaganza w/The Rakehells, NY vs London, and others
03/19/09 - Brooklyn Lyceum, Brooklyn NY Crafty Recs 10 yr anniversary w/Brook Pridemore, Ivan Sanomire, Stick Martin, Mischeif Brew
03/18/09 - Ace of Clubs, Manhattan NY w/Yes Mister Blood Vessel
02/28/09 - Hudson Valley Social Paraiah, Fishkill NY w/many others
02/28/09 - Tommy's Tavern, Brooklyn NY, w/Condo, The Barrens, The Rakehells
02/17/09 - Lucky 7's, Jersey City NJ w/The Vontons
02/01/09 - Otto's Shrunken Head, Manhattan NY Copy Cat Night w/The Sweet Ones
01/30/09 - Fontana's, Manhattan NY w/New York vs London, The Rakehells, The Loud Owls, The Vontons
01/17/09 - Hanks Saloon, Brooklyn NY w/The Rakehells,  The Vontons, Potty Mouth
01/10/09 - Trash Bar, Brooklyn NY, w/The Rakehells, Descender
12/09/08 - Lucky 7's, Jersey City NJ, w/Betty Rats, The Vontons
11/21/08 - Bar Matchless, Brooklyn NY, w/Loud Owls, Miwa Gemini, Lightbulb Alley(Montreal)
11/20/08 - Two Boots, Bridgeport CT, w/The Ice Picks, Steve Rae Trio
11/15/08 - Tap Bar in Ghent, Norfolk VA, w/The Sweet Ones
11/14/08 - El Bar, Philadelphia PA, w/The Sweet Ones
11/07/08 - Cousin Larry's (Sub Rosa Party), Danbury CT, w/The Sweet Ones
11/02/08 - Otto's Shrunken Head, Manhatttan NY, weekend windown w/ Frank Wood
10/23/08 - Cafe 9, New Haven CT, w/Deuce Freely band
10/18/08 - Nightlight, Chapel Hill NC, w/The Sweet Ones and
10/17/08 - Y Not Barand Grill, Baltimore MD, w/The Sweet Ones and others
10/12/08 - Royal Oaks, Youngstown OH, Pabstolutely fest w/The Swaid Bros., Album, Rebreather,  The Sweet Ones and many more
10/11/08 - The Brewery, State College PA, w/Sugar High, The Sweet Ones
10/08/08 - Otto's Shrunken Head, Manhattan NY, copy cat night w/The Sweet Ones
09/20/08 - Hank's Saloon, Brooklyn NY, w/The Weeping Werewolves, Gulf of Michigan, Mosquito Bandito
09/16/08 - Lucky 7's, Jersey City, NJ w/Depleted Balls
09/13/08 - Alladin's Garden, Brooklyn NY, w/No Name, Sweet Ones
09/06/08 - Two Boots, Brooklyn, NY, w/Lucas Stagg Band
09/05/08 - Fontanas, Manhattan NY, w/Lucas Stagg Band, Condo, Miwa Gemini, Shocolautte
08/30/08 - Coney Island Rockabilly Fest, Brooklyn NY, presented by Cockabilly Records
08/24/08 - Otto's Shrunken Head, Manhattan, NY
08/15/08 - Salty Grogs, Boardman, OH w/The Kelly's, and a newmetal band
08/10/08 - Rust Riot Festival, Putnam Valley NY, w/The Arkhams, The Memphis Morticians, Barry Ryans Rockabilly Express
07/31/08 - Side Bar, Baltimore MD, w/The Traumas, and the Sweet Ones
07/19/08 - Jake's Bar and Grill, w/The Sweet Ones, V-8 Interceptors
07/18/08 - Geno's Portland ME, w/The Sweet Ones, Loverless
07/17/08 - Sully's Pub, Hartford CT, w/The Sweet Ones, I'm With Stupid
07/12/08 - Two Boots, Brooklyn NY
07/10/08 - The Delancey, Manhattan NY,  w/Nathan Hawthorn, The Gulf of Michigan
07/05/08 - Heavy Rebel Weekender, Winston Salem NC, @ Millennium Center(Underground)
07/04/08 - Heavy Rebel Weekender, WInston Salem NC, @ Millennium Center(Jail House)
07/03/08 - Spazzotorium Galleria, Greenville NC, w/My Milky Way Arms(Houston), Po Po(Philly)
06/27/08 - Bar Matchless, Brooklyn NY, w/The Sweet Ones, The Loud Owls, Claws Of Paradise
06/20/08 - Hank’s Saloon, Brooklyn NY, w/The Sweet Ones, Claws of Paradise, Silent Service(Boston)
06/14/08 - Crafty Records House, Bronx NY, w/The Sweet Ones, Endless Mike and the Beagle Club, Brook Pridemore, The Riot Before, Ivan Sandomire, and many others..



SWEET AND SOUR TOUR '08 W/MIWA GEMINI
06/03/08 - Banjo Jim's, Manhattan NY, w/Miwa Gemini
06/01/08 - L'esco, Montreal QC w/Miwa Gemini, and Light Bulb Alley
05/30/08 - Oxford Hotel, Toronto ON, w/Miwa Gemini
05/29/08 - Mitzi's Sister, Toronto ON, w/Miwa Gemini and Lucas Stagg Band
05/28/08 - The Boathouse, Kitchener ON, w/Miwa Gemini, Hue, Sweetfire
05/27/08 - Blackshire Pub, London ON, w/Miwa Gemini and Sam Allen
05/26/08 - Lilly's, Chicago IL, w/Miwa Gemini
05/25/08 - Sam's Saloon, Indianapolis IN, w/Miwa Gemini, and The Betty Rats(Nashville)
05/24/08 - Springwater Supper Club, Nashville TN, w/Miwa Gemini and Corndawg(philly)
05/23/08 - 40 Watt Club, Athens GA, w/Miwa Gemini, Dexter, Ham One
05/22/08 - 11:11 Tea House, Atlanta GA, w/Miwa Gemini
05/21/08 - Zakk's Coffehouse, Murfreesboro NC, w/Miwa Gemini and some crappy emo bands
05/20/08 - Coffee House, Asheville NC, w/Miwa Gemini
05/19/08 - Spazzatorium, Greenville NC, w/Miwa Gemini, Iron Sides
05/18/08 - Tin Roof, Charleston SC, w/Miwa Gemini
05/17/08 - SCAD Radio interview and performance
05/17/08 - Sentient Bean, Savannah GA w/Miwa Gemini
05/16/08 - The Cave, Chapel Hill NC, w/Miwa Gemini


SHOWS
05/13/08 - Lucky Seven's, Jersey City NJ
05/10/08 - Cedar's, Youngstown OH, w/The Sweet Delights
05/03/08 - Lit Lounge, Mnahattan, w/Loud Owls, Tall  Black Girls
04/25/08 - House Party, Boston MA w/Miwa Gemini, and others
04/23/08 - Bar St LAurant, Montreal QC w/Lightbulb Alley, Miwa Gemini
04/20/08 - Sidewalk Cafe, Manhattan NY w/New York vs London, Olenka(Canada)

HANK'S ACROSS AMERICA '08 W/CLAWS OF PARADISE
04/12/08 - Reservoir Bar, Chapel Hill NC w/Claws of Paradise, Twilighter
04/11/08 - Charleston Beer Works, Charleston SC w/Claws of Paradise
04/10/08 - Spazzatorium, Greenville NC w/Claws of Paradise, Western Civilization(Houston TX)
04/09/08 - Springwater Supperclub, Nashville TN w/Claws of Paradise, Betty Rats
04/08/08 - Sam's Saloon, Indianapolis IN w/Claws of Paradise
04/06/08 - Cal's Bar, Chicago IL w/Claws of Paradise, Moshi Moshi Kaizu
04/05/08 - Cafe Bourbon Street, Columbus OH w/Claws of Paradise, Penetrator, Bomb Selleck
04/04/08 - Fontanas, Manhattan NY w/Claws of Paradise
04/03/08 - Brighton Bar, Longbranch NJ w/Pop Hits and B-sides


SHOWS
03/08/08 - Lit Lounge, Manhattan NY, w/Miwa Gemini, New York vs London
02/26/08 - Lucky Sevens, Jersey City NJ, w/Miwa Gemini
02/08/08 - R Bar, Manhattan NY, w/The Sweet Ones, Loud Owls
01/11/08 - House Party, Brooklyn NY, Benefit to repair ET's Motorcycle, w/3pac, and DJ so and so
01/10/08 - Knitting Factory, Manhattan NY, w/Loud Owls, Claws of Paradise, and Burbis


BOMBSTAGG TOUR '07 W/LUCAS STAGG
11/10/07 - Mitzi's Sister, Toronto, ON w/Lucas Stagg and The Spider Dogs, Tonya Phillipovich
11/09/07 - Jimmy Jazz , Guelph, ON w/Lucas Stagg and The Spider Dogs
11/08/07 - Groove Kitchen, Cambridge, ON w/Lucas Stagg
11/07/07 - The Lionshead, Hamilton, ON w/Lucas Stagg
11/06/07 - O'Reilly's, Perth, ON w/Lucas Stagg
11/05/07 - Moonshine Cafe, Oakville, ON w/Lucas Stagg, and Tonya Phillipovich
11/04/07 - Jane Bond, Waterloo, ON w/Lucas Stagg
11/03/07 - The Cornerstone, Guelph, ON w/Lucas Stagg, Tonya Phillipovich
11/02/07 - Lightning Jack's, Port Dover, ON w/Lucas Stagg, Tonya Phillapovich
11/01/07 - Faultia, Waterloo, ON w/Lucas Stagg and Craig McNair
10/31/07 - The Boat House, Kitchener, ON w Lucas Stagg and The Spider Dogs
10/30/07 - Wilf's, Waterloo, ON w/Lucas and Craig
10/29/07 - Cummel’s Cafe, St Louis, MO w/Lucas Stagg and Shaughn Jaymz
10/27/07 - The Buccaneer , Memphis, TN w/Lucas Stagg, Seth and the Sentimentals
10/26/07 - Jack Rabbit Lounge, Shreveport, LA w/Lucas Stagg
10/25/07 - Igor's Checkpoint Charlie, New Orleans, LA w/Lucas Stagg
10/24/07 - The Hole In the Wall, Austin, TX w/Lucas Stagg and The Lonesome Heroes
10/23/07 - Trophy’s, Austin, TX Jason Weems and Bill Davis’s weekly singer/songwriter showcase
10/21/07 - Springwater Supper Club, Nashville, TN w/Lucas Stagg and others TBA
10/20/07 - 511 House, Florence, SC w/Lucas Stagg and The Mountain Yellers
10/19/07 - The Cave, Chapel Hill, NC w/Lucas Stagg and Puritan Rodeo Show
10/18/07 - 21:11 Beer and Wine, Greenville, NC w/Lucas Stagg and The Young Sinclairs, Dan the Bullet
10/17/07 - SIdewalk Cafe, Manhattan, NY w/Lucas Stagg, Brook Pridemore and others TBA


SHOWS
10/05/07 - Lit Lounge, Manhattan, NY w/The Rakehells and The Sweet Ones
09/22/07 - Mo’ Pitkins House of Satisfaction, Manhattan, NY w/LES GRANT, SWEET PLANTAIN, and MR. TWILIGHT
09/07/07 - Hank's Saloon, Brooklyn, NY w/Claws of Paradise and Loverless(ME)
10/13/07 - Green Line Cafe, Philadelphia, PA w/others TBA
08/17/07 - Banjo Jim's, Manahattan NY, w/Miwa Gemini, Keala,  and Elisa Flynn
08/12/07 - Fontana's, Manhattan NY, Bonanza Extravaganza w/Cougar, New York vs London, Miwa Gemini, Isto
05/04/07 - Crafty Records Headquarters, Bronx NY, 4th annual Crafty Records Punk Rock BBQ w/The Guts, Unlovables, 
     Steinways, Brook Pridemore, Chopped  Liver, Highway Magic, Toby Goodshank, Short attention, The Challenged, Lost
     Locker Combo, Electric Dinosaurs.
07/14/07 - East River Bar, Brooklyn, NY Bastille Day Zombie Party w/Miwa, Knee-Coal Beth, The Sweet Ones, The Dead
     Betties, The Visitors, DJ Midiizer.
06/29/07 - Trash Bar, Brooklyn, NY Brian Hogan's Bachelor Party w/The Black Angles, and the Homosexuals
06/17/07 - Sidewalk Cafe, Manhattan, NY Brook Pridemore's 40th birthday bash w/Dan Costello, Debbie Dalton and others
05/25/07 - Hank's Saloon, Brooklyn NY, w/Rambling Souls, The Rakehells


HOT ON THE CHAMPAGNE TRAIL TOUR '07 W/BROOK PRIDEMORE
05/16/07 - Cake Shop, Manhattan, NY w/Brook Pridemore, Dan Costello, Creaky Boards
05/15/07 - House Party, Indiana, PA w/Brook Pridemore and Endless Mike
05/14/07 - The Screamer House, Columbus, OH w/Brook Pridemore and Yokohoma Hooks
05/12/07 - House Party, Rochester, MI w/Brook Pridemore
05/11/07 - Harvey's on the Mall, Kalamazoo, MI w/Brook Pridemore
05/10/07 - Foster Home, Western Springs, IL w/Brook Pridemore, Toby Foster, Nice and Friendly
05/09/07 - Well Well Well House (Mini Plan-It-X-Fest ), Bloomington, IN w/Brook Pridemore, Japanther, Ghost Mice,
     Delay, Eric Gadabout, Matty Popchart, Juice Box, DD/MM/YYYY
05/08/07 - The Candy House, Cincinnati, OH w/Brook Pridemore, Red Bear, Superfamicom
05/07/07 - The Black Bear Lair, Louisville, KY w/Brook Pridemore
05/06/07 - The Sound Pony, Tulsa, Oklahoma w/Brook Pridemore(White Trash Birthday Party)
05/05/07 - White Rock Coffee, Dallas, TX w/Brook Pridemore and some asshole guy
05/04/07 - Rip Rocks, Lubbock TX, w/Brook Pridemore others TBA
05/03/07 - Burberry's, Amarillo, TX w/Brook Pridemore
05/01/07 - The Blue Dragon, Albuquerque, NM w/Brook Pridemore
04/30/07 - The Last Exit, Tempe, AZ w/Brook Pridemore, Hack Bandit, Underwater Getdown
04/29/07 - Brill House, Los Angeles, CA w/Brook Pridemore
04/28/07 - Karma Coffee House, Los Angeles, CA w/Brook Pridemore
04/27/07 - Coffee to the People, San Francisco CA, w/Brook Pridemore and Dave Dean Musical Forklift
04/26/07 - The Distillery, Sacramento, CA w/Brook Pridemore and Dirty Sister
04/24/07 - Monstros Pizza, Chico, CA w/Brook Pridmore, Dirty Sister, Mesquito Bandito and others
04/23/07 - 6th At Boing (collective house) Salt Lake City, UT,w/Brook Pridemore and Bombs and Beating Hearts
04/22/07 - The Roman, Kearney, NE w/Brook Pridemore, Beeffalo, The Butchers Son, Presented by Black Heart Productions.
04/21/07 - Chatter Box, Lincoln, NE w/Brook Pridemore and Ric Rhythm and the Revengers, The Shanks
04/20/07 - Kirby's Beer Store, Witchita, KS w/Brook Pridemore and The Roach Egg Invasion
04/19/07 - Roxie's Roost, Tahlequah, OK w/Brook Pridemore
04/18/07 - Chamber of Chill, Austin, TX w/Brook Pridemore and Party Garbage
04/17/07 - Patsys Ice House San Antonio, TX w/Brook Pridemore, No time for the Old In Out, The Last Stage of Decay,
     The Usual Susects
04/16/207 - Jack Rabbit Lounge, Shreveport, LA w/Brook Pridemore
04/15/07 - Circle Bar, New Orleans, LA w/Brook Pridemore and The Happy Talk Band
04/14/07 - The Farmhouse, Cleveland, MS w/Brook Pridemore and Jacuzzi Suicide(AshevilleNC)
04/13/07 - Murphy's, Memphis, TN w/Brook Pridemore, The Clap, Thunderbirds are Forever
04/12/07 - Tennessee Valley Unitarian Universalist Church Knoxville, TN w/Brook Pridemore
04/11/07 - Emerald City Shows, Greenwood, SC w/Brook Pridemore and The Riot Before(Richmond VA)
04/10/07 - Cerviche's Tapas Bar and Restaurant, St Petersburg, FL w/Brook Pridemore and The Stick Martin Show
04/09/07 - Plan-it-X Headquarters(school bus), Gainesville, FL w/Brook Pridemore, Captain Chaos, Lilly Inertia
04/08/07 - Inertia Records JacksonvIlle, FL w/Brook Pridemore and others TBA
04/07/07 - The Pink Palace, Savannah, GA w/Brook Pridemore and The Dirty Birds
04/06/07 - Mountain Yeller House, Florence, SC w/Brook Pridemore and The Mountain Yellers
04/05/07 - Meeks Park, Blairesville, GA w/Brook Pridemore and others TBA
04/04/07 - (Late show)The Cave, Chapel Hill, NC w/Brook Pridemore, Twilighter, Eberharrdt?
04/04/07 - (Early show) Open Eye Cafe, Carrboro NC w/Brook Pridemore and and Chris Wimberly
04/01/07 - Sidewalk Cafe Manhattan NY w/Brook Pridemore and others TBA


SHOWS
03/10/07 - Hank's Saloon  Brooklyn NY w/Mad Cow and The Barrens
03/16/07 - WRHU 88.7 Hempstead NY Hofstra University on The Rock and Roll Oasis
02/23/07 - Mean Fiddler Manhattan, NY w/Maledictions, Noblesse Oblige, Dinosaur Lightning.
02/17/07 - Bruckner Bar and Grill Bronx NY Crafty Records Presents: Ivan Sandomire CD Release Party w/Ivan
     Sandomire, Brook Pridemore and Hearth.   
02/14/07 - Wicked Willies Manhattan NY w/others
01/14/07 - Fat Baby Manhattan NY, w/PDF Format, MIWA Gemini, Big Cream
01/06/07- Siberia Manhattan NY lofi entertainment presents: Guitar Bomb w/Three Part Reverse, Kadafi, Land of the Silver
     Jets, J & R's Music World.
11/16/06-Six Mile Cross Bronx NY With, the Max Levine Ensemble(DC), Brook Pridemore, Ivan Sandomire and Delay(OH)


DON'T STOP DEAD TOUR '06 W/IVAN SANDOMIRE
11/11/06 - Freddy's Backroom  Brooklyn, NY With others TBA
11/10/06 - The Cave Chapell Hill, NC with MIWA
11/08/06 - Caffeine Nashville, TN with MIWA
11/07/06 - The Basement, Nashville, TN , The Basement's "New Faces" night with Ivan Sandomire and others
11/05/06 - The Buccaneer, Memphis, TN , With Ivan Sandomire and Fitz's Ultimate Cookin' Hookers
11/04/06 - Lil' Joe's, Shreveport, LA W/others TBA
11/03/06 - Kid's House, Austin TX w/Lonesome Heroes and others
11/02/06 - Another Kid's House, San Antonio TX
11/01/06 - Artmosphere, Layfayette LA, w/Dylan Sneed
10/31/06 - End of the Line Cafe, Pensacola, FL With Ivan Sandomire and others TBA
10/26/06 - Stick Martin Show, Tampa, FL
10/25/06 - Stick Martin Show, Tampa, FL 
10/18/06 - Six Mile Cross, Bronx, NY With Lemoria(Buffalo NY), and Ivan Sandomire, and others


BOMBSTAGG TOUR '06 W/LUCAS STAGG
09/30/06 - Hank's Saloon, Brooklyn, NY  Return from tour show with The Morgans, and Condo.
09/25/06 - Mitzi's Sister, Toronto, ON w/Lucas Stagg and others
09/24/06 - The Cornerstone, Guelph, ON With Lucas Stagg
09/23/06 - The West Town, Hamilton, ON, w/Lucas Stagg
09/22/06 - The Circus Room, Kitchener, ON w/Saigon Hookers
09/21/06 - The Boat House, Victoria Park, Kitchener, ON w/Lucas Stagg and John Lee
09/20/06 - The Village Idiot, Detroit, MI With Lucas Stagg and others TBA
09/19/06 - Red Bear's House, Chicago, IL With Lucas Stagg, Red Bear, and others, TBA
09/18/06 - The Lime Spider, Akron, OH With Lucas Stagg and Patrick Sweany
09/17/06 - Cedar's, Youngstown, OH With Lucas Stagg, more details to come
09/16/06 - Staccato Lounge, Washington, DC Staccato Lounge w/ Satan's Boys and Girls Club, VildeFiero, Guitar Bomb,
     Lucas Stagg
09/15/06 - Bowery Poetry Club Manhattan, NY Guitar Bomb CD release party w/Brook Pridemore and the Strike Breakers  
     Union, Lucas Stagg,Miwa


SHOWS
08/05/06 - Fontana's, Manhattan, NY With The Morgan's, Satan's Boys and Girls Club, Uninvited Guests
06/21/06 - The Six Mile Cross, Bronx, NY With/One Reason(MS), The Erggs(NJ), and Brook Pridemore
06/17/06 - Union Pool, Brooklyn, NY w/Country Club and the Porn Horns, Teradactle
06/10/06 - Crafty Records House Punk Rock BBQ Bronx NY w/Sky Net, Attention Deficite, The Steinways, The Unemployed,   
     Brook Pridemore, Tattle Tails, Slaughter House 4.


I-8 AMERICA TOUR '06 W/BROOK PRIDEMORE
05/29/06 - Cake Shop, Manhattan, NY Brook Pridemore Guitar Bomb Kansas State Flower ....and more
05/28/06 - Shadow Lounge, Pittsburgh, PA With/Me Just Being Me
05/26/06 - The Village Idiot, Detroit, MI w/Brown Sound
05/25/06 - Krauft Brau, Kalamazoo, MI
05/24/06 - Trumbullplex, Detroit, MI
05/23/06 - Tigers House,  Bloomington , IN
05/22/06 - Glass Hauss, La Grange, IL /with Nice and Friendly, Life under a tree,& Redbear.
05/20/06 - Book Beat Company, Oklahoma City, OK Toxic Goddess Fetish Party
05/19/06 - The Pod, Amarillo, TX w/The Revolt
05/18/06 - Bleacher Sports Cafe,  Lubbock, TX
05/17/06 - The Blue Dragon, Albuquerque, NM
05/16/06 - Bombadiers, El Paso, TX, w/ABNIK
05/15/06 - Angelo's , Pheonix, AR W/ Bobby Teenager
05/14/06 - Lava Lounge, Los Angeles , CA
05/13/06 - Mama Buzz Cafe, Oakland, CA
05/12/06 - Coffee To The People, San Francisco, CA w/Ivan Sandomire and others
05/11/06 - Luckey's , Eugene, OR
05/10/06 - Valentine's, Portland, OR
05/09/06 - Jewel Box Theater, Seattle, WA w/D.W.
05/07/06 - Tom Weibe's House,  Moscow, ID W/ Tom Weibe and others
05/06/06 - 6th At Boing, Salt Lake City, UT  w/Bomb and Bleeding Hearts
05/05/06 - The Roman, Kearney, NE
05/04/06 - The Brick, Kansas City , MO
05/03/06 - Dead City Tavern, Tulsa , OK
05/02/06 - Thrios Coffee, Arkadelphia, AK
05/01/06 - Lil' Joe's, Shreveport, LA Playing with Noise Revival (Austin TX)
04/30/06 - Super Happy Funland, Houston , TX w/ Brook Pridemore, Liquidious
04/29/06 - North Gate Tavern, Baton Rouge, LA w/Brook Pridemore, Bensin
04/29/06 - Magnolia Cafe, Baton Rouge, LA w/ Brook Pridemore
04/28/06 - Sluggo's,  Pensacola, FL Brook Pridemore, WHY?, ISLANDS, Selfish Gene
04/27/06 - The Shed, Tallahasee, FL w/Brook Pridemore
04/26/06 - Gasoline Alley, Tampa, FL With the Stick Martin Show
04/25/06 - Transitions Art Gallery at Skate Park of Tampa, Tampa, FL /With the Folkadots,
04/24/06 - Meeks Park, Blairsville, GA w/ Sloppy Meateaters, Super Famicom, Brook Pridemore
04/23/06 - The Cave, Chapel Hill, NC ,w/Brook Pridemore
04/23/06 - Open Eye Cafe, Carrboro, NC , w/Brook Pridemore
04/22/06 - The Wine Vault, Charlotte, NC w/Brook Pridemore.
04/21/06 - The Milestone, Charlotte, NC With The Reputation w/ Fedor and Guthrie
04/20/06 - Sidewalk Cafe, NEW YORK, NY TOUR KICKOFF


NYC SHOWS
04/17/06 - Crash Mansion, NY With Sh-sh-sh-shark Attack, Trip Wave, and maybe The God Damn Rattle Snake
04/08/06 - Stain Bar, Brooklyn, NY With Cuomo!, Darren "Deicide" Kramer and Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains.
03/14/06 - Bowery Poetry Club, Manhattan, NY BROOK PRIDEMORE CD RELEASE PARTY!!!!
03/11/06 - Otto's Shrunken Head, Manhattan, NY with The God Damn Rattle Snake and Psychomania.
02/18/06 12:00 PM  - Rockwood Music Hall, Manhattan, NY w/Michael Gomez, Annie Keating, Kara Suzanne, Jon Darling,
    Ethan Eubanks 
02/11/06 - Lit Lounge, Manhattan, NY w/Object, Bon Savants, Hallelujah Hills
01/06/06 - Lit Lounge, Manhattan, NY  w/Mixed Art Foundation, Dead Betties, Honey Hander
12/30/05 - Underscore, Manhattan, NY AllOver Booking Presents: Miwa, Katie Brayden, Guitar Bomb
11/19/05 - Freddy's Backroom, Brooklyn NY w/others



GUITARBOMB/ PAINTING SOLDIERS TOUR '05
11/12/05 - 7th st Coffee, Milford, PA w/Painting Soldiers
11/11/05 - Fellini's, Charlottesville, VA w/American Dumpster, Painting Soldiers
11/09/05 - The Cave, Chapel Hill, NC  w/ Painting Soldiers
11/06/05 - TBA, Orlando, w/The Folkadots, Painting Soldiers
11/05/05 - The Sunset Lounge, Tampa, FL w/The Stick Martin Show, Painting Soldiers
11/04/05 - The Sunset Lounge, Tampa, FL w/The Stick Martin Show, Painting Soldiers
11/03/05 - Fat Daddy's, Tampa, FL w/The Stick Martin Show, Painting Soldiers
11/01/05 - The Buccaneer, Memphis, TN w/The Guacos, Painting Soldiers
10/31/05 - Sully's, Shreveport, LA w/ Painting Soldiers
10/30/05 - Lil' Joes, Shreveport, LA w/At the Spine(Seattle WA) &.. Painting Soldiers, Collin Spring
10/29/05 - Tequilas, Baton Rouge, LA w/Painting Soldiers, Useful Knots, Peggy Trenta
10/28/05 - Magnolia, Baton Rouge, LA w/ Painting Soldiers
10/27/05 - Church Of The Friendly Ghost, Austin , TX w/Wacky Weeds, Book of Shadows, Painting Soldiers
10/26/05 - Red Eye Fly, Austin , TX w/ Painting Soldiers
10/25/05 - Book Beat Company, Oklahoma City, OK w/Abner Devine & Painting Soldiers
10/24/05 - $100 Taco, Tulsa, OK w/Bring Back the Guns(Houston TX), Painting Soldiers
10/23/05 - Kirby's Beer Store, Witchita, KS w/Fuck Kirby’s, Painting Soldiers
10/22/05 - The Jet, Kearny, NE w/Anchondo, Tres Diablo, Painting Soldiers
10/21/05 - Walnut Tap, Des Moines, IA w/ Painting Soldiers
10/20/05 - The Brick, Kansas City , MO w/Amnestary, Painting Soldiers
10/19/05 - Pontiac Cafe, Chicago, IL w/Painting Soldiers
10/18/05 - House Of a Thousand Daggers, Bloomington, IN w/ Painting Soldiers
10/17/05 - Zephyr Pub, Kent , OH w/ Painting Soldiers
10/15/05 - Middle East Corner, Cambridge MA, w/Bourbon Princess, Painting Soldiers
10/13/05 - Lit Lounge, Manhattan, NY w/Painting Soldiers, Brook Pridemore





























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LYRICS

Rosie
    My name is Rosie. My mind is like a house of fire when you're ignoring me. I'll even bite the hand that's feeding me. You can give me all of your time, I'll make it all mine, but there ain't no bone better than all of your loving, and most of all, every last ounce of your attention.
Your attention ain't enough, but if I had a cup of all of your affection, we could go for a stroll on the boardwalk and you could share your corn dog and give me a sip of your cherry coke, 'cause what's yours is mine and sharing is caring. Just gimme gimme gimme what I want 'cause I think I deserve it. I think you owe me ten bucks and a biscuit.
     My name is Rosie. My eyes are wide open when you're holding that bone in front of me. It's like you're on your knees offering me jewelry. Diamonds and rings and pearls and things just kneel like a slave because you belong to me. With a ball and chain like that, there's no airplane that can fly you off this island that ain't been discovered yet. You can cry and ball all night long. No one's gonna hear your calls. You can get on the horn SOS, but your still gonna pick up all my shit.
My name is Rosie, my mind is like a house of fire when you're ignoring me
My name is Rosie, my eyes are wide open when you're holding that bone in
front of me.


Ok 'till Ohio
    She was living in a meth lab, straight out of rehab, and you see, her two boyfriends are were lethal enemies. One gets her high. The other I don't know why he stays with her, it seems strange to me. She says, first she was a professor, then she was an art seller. Now she's gonna be a reporter for a magazine. " I don't know why", she says, "no one seems to believe in me."
She says, "I'm the latest greatest mistake. No no no can't go to Seattle, because there's a volcano and its about to blow. I don't know why, but I just stay in Jonesboro." Mark on a tree, Christ on a cross. Ponchatoula, Mississippi, Tangipohoa. Bogalusa, I hope I lose ya. Oh I hope I lose ya.

From Oklahoma to Ohio, it ain't your Kansas, it ain't my Kansas, it's Arkansas.

     Ray had a pick up truck and he had a two foot tall mohawk. His gun was his guitar and he sang songs about driving his car a million miles an hour. He was a nihilist at twenty two. His father was a realist and said, "Get movin'. Boy go get a job pumpin' gas, baggin' food, I don't care, just bring some loot in.
Don't mess with Texas, its red white and blue. It's bigger than France, they got tumble weeds and football fields, they're bound to tell you. They've got cowboys and punk rockers, jesus lovers and bank robbers. They've got oil fields too.

From Oklahoma to Ohio, it ain't your Kansas, it ain't my Kansas, it's Arkansas.


Shit Stains
     You said I left a shit stain in your brain. I'm gonna clean it with a bullet if you know what I mean. You left a mark like a steak knife through my heart. My mother was a whore and my father was a dog. The apple from the tree, it don't fall so far. I've got some baggage filled with damaged ones. You can't deny my god given right to riot, and in the news papers all the player haters are hating and all the heart breakers are saying......there's a hole in my heart but it ain't from you, it's from the cocaine.
     Its a beautiful day for a murder. Good lord let's have another. Christ cross your legs, your daddy's in town. Don't want him knowing' you've been whoring around. It's more interesting to be a sinner than a winner in a bingo game or a quitter. I said christ christ christ cross your legs. Christ christ christ cross your legs.
     When you wear your pink shirt, and when you wear your plaid skirt, and when your hair is in braids, you sure ain't behaving. All the little girls have their secrets, and the the boys have their weaknesses. Your momma taught you how and your dad said he was proud and the next thing you know, your in your wedding gown, A man barges through the door and blows off your fucking head with a shot gun and says......now there's a hole in your heart , but it ain't from cocaine, its from me. I said Christ christ christ cross your legs.


Ode To Shane
    My best friend, his name was Shane. His mom cut lines, he did the same. He hung from cars, he played guitars. He said bullshit to rich rock stars. And bring it down, bring it down, he read from commie books around. He listened to the Velvet Underground. He sang when they talked, he ran when they walked. Yeah!
     Fourteen years, old, he got laid. High school detention, in school suspension. Guitars and amps, they didn't listen. Drums and bass, who needs dates. Nineteen years old, God is dead. School's a chore, school's a bore. Mission Hill thrills, little blue pills, living room floors, his girlfriends were whores. Yeah!
     First he got a job as a truck driver. Then he got fired when the truck got all smashed up. Now he's pumpin' gas on Route 1 and 9, but he stole a few bills from the till so he could bring back a girl to his room for a good time at the Palace Motel, a few miles down from the Hilton. Now he works the warehouse form minimum wage, but he threw a chair at the boss when he saw his first paycheck. No no no no no, Its a bad fuckin' day for Shane. Ode to Shane. Twenty three free, twenty four more, twenty dive, he's alive.


Bullet Proof
     I know you think I drink too much. Sometimes I think I sing too much. I know I don't think so much sometimes. Maybe I ain't good enough, but lord knows I've seen some stuff. Just give me one more day, I'll take one at a time.
      I know you say you ain't got no regrets. You're lucky you don't got 'em. But I know you think about looking' like your thinking' and that's a burden. You've got early admission into your heaven. Oh come on know, why can't you just grant me a pardon? All the saints must be shaking in their boots 'cause you're moving up the ladder so god damn quick, you're gonna be running this place soon. And how many things on this earth have you created Mr./Mrs. Perfect.

You're so perfect. You're so worth it. I know it, I know it, I know it.

     There's a bunch of things between men and women that dogs wont eat. I don't know what they're called, but I know what they are, I know 'cause I ate 'em. This ain't no Broadway audition, this is some shit we're in. I'm sorry babe, but some men tick like this. You want romance, I call it semantics. I don't care, but I understand, 'cause this is the world we're living in. I'm sorry, but it's over and I'm through with it. I'm a devil, I'm a liar, I'm a cheater, I'm a problem, I'm a series of misunderstandings, and I'm selfish according to you, but I think I'm bullet proof.

I'm so perfect. I'm so worth it. I know it, I know it, I know it.


For Those Less Fortunate
     Have a dinner for tv, oh could it be I've got no more semen to shoot, I've got no more. Then I cut my nails and I build a mountain made of toes, and I climb it to the kites and I fly one right back down into the coal. I sit in my stink, I sit in my diamonds and gold.
      I've got bruises for tattoos. Then I cut my sleeves, 'cause I got a crush on you. I got a crush on you. Bruises, craters, infidels, evil dearth vaders. Just a little cement for those less fortunate.
      Attention mad scientists and all of the inventors. There's something that I want that I think is worth mentioning. I want a woman with a tongue between her legs, and an extra set of tits on her back that I can play with. I want it all. I want it now. Just give me a piece and I'll make it somehow.


Going, Going, Gone
      Once there was a young boy who dreamed of all the things he couldn't have. Dreamed he could pitch just one strike against the man who'd hit the ball further than anyone else had. Would it be a slider high and tight. Would it be a split finger filled with dynamite. Would he send his sinker straight to hell or use a ball with more curves than a southern bell. Either way ok the man would fight the air and swing away. He would miss and kick dirt, cuss and spit holler and yell. The ump would stand tall and say, "strike one yeah!" Old men in the crowd cheer, "this boy's got potential I'd say." Only when your dreaming are things seeming like they're gonna happen this way.
       No balls, one strike. I think when you add it up it ain't enough. The batter steps in the box, tips his cap and practice swings his bat determined and standing tough. I hope my Pop is up in heaven looking down on me and grandma is praying for victory. Well my intuition tells me, oh Lord I think I'm gonna need your intervention. I'm reeling from the feeling. There's a thousand people in the stands screaming. Maybe I'll throw that half my speed and fool the batter 'cause he's looking for heat. The ump points to the seats. Strike Two! yeah. The next thing you know I've got two down and there's just one strike to go. Amazing. Only when your dreaming are things seeming like they're gonna happen this way.
       That boy ain't half the man I am. He ain't amazing. Well I built this house I own this stadium. I reckon, its my intention, I'm gonna teach the boy a lesson he wont be forgetting. Beginners luck only gets you so far. You still got to pay your dues and work hard. "cause a dream is just a dream, it ain't real, it ain't nothing but a feeling. You can fool me once, you can fool me twice, but the next time you're gonna have to pay the price. It's a hard pill to swallow, but this boy is gonna pay double for a dollar. I can read his mind like its my design. I've been there, seen this, done that. I know which way its at. I've got a swing so wicked and I think I've got you all figured. Your gonna throw that ball right down the middle and let me tell you it ain't a riddle. It's going. It's going, going, going, gone. Only when your dreaming are things seeming like their gonna happen this way.


Fist Fight With Jesus
      I've got salmonella, a cough from a fella, a disease from Louise and a case of bad luck. I lost my keys and I owe twenty g's to a man named Sal, he's got a badge and handcuffs. OTB my enemy, alcohol my apathy, porno my industry, I can't get enough when I'm feeling free. I excess, I regress, I put myself through the test, I walk my white lines twenty miles and when I turn, I turn left.
      Just give me one big break and I wont hesitate to bring this whole fuckin' place straight to hell. A fist fight with jesus, I couldn't believe this. I'm bigger I can take him, I'm prouder I can break him. He said, "we'll play by your rules" 'cause really he invented those too. And I put the shot gun shell through his heart he said, "you cheat", I said, "i know", he said, "but I'm Jesus, I already though of that you know." And I woke with my head in his hands, he poked his fingers in my eyes and rolled my brains down the lanes, but I'll get up and fight him again and again.


Str8 Edge.... (loosely based on a song by Minor Threat)
I like to smoke. I like to drink. I like to uugh(fuck). I don't want o to fuckin' think. I can't keep up, I can't keep up, I can't keep up. I'm out of touch with the world.

Motor Breath.....by Metallica
     Living and dying. Laughing and crying. Once you have seen it , you'll never be the same. Life in the fast lane is just how it seems. It's hard and its heavy, it's gritty and mean. Motor breath it's how I live my life, I can't take it any other way. Motor breath, it's the sign of living fast, it will take your breath away.
      Don't stop for nothing, it's full speed or nothing. I'm taking down whatever's in my way. Getting your kicks off shooting the line. Sending the shivers up down my spine.
      Those people who tell you not to take chances, they are missing what life's about. You only live once so take hold of the chance or you'll end up like the rest, same song and dance.


Dia De Los Muertos
     Rocks in the ashtray. Feedback from April to Ray. I've got a Shiner down from Dallas in my I-35. Snaps says, "skate or die, skate or die." No time out for the ol' in out when you're riding a golden rocket all the way. Picking wild Irish roses, shooting dope and Lone Stars, texas cops on the boulevard. Snaps says, "skate or die, skate or die."
      Happy Hour at the Silverado. Mohawks, Mexicans, and silver dollars. Frito pies, Texas skies, curly fries and dumpster dives. If Jesus is our driving force, then I'm way off coarse. Skate or die, skate or die. Well I'm bored, bored, bored, in the state of Missouri/misery. I gunned it down the highway, straight on down passed New Orleans, but the car is choking, the tranny's going. I'm running on fumes, I ain't joking"
Day of the Dead in San Antonio. There's a hundred miles to go. I'm hotter than hell, I'm hotter than hell, I'm hotter than hell. Viva Dia De Los Muertos. We're gonna have a party, we're gonna have a party let's start this.


Angels And Devils
      I’m gonna find me an angel. I’m gonna find me a devil. I’m gonna put them together. I’m gonna see how long it takes them....it takes the to remember that they don’t like eachother. That they don’t want to be the other, that they can’t stay around when the other’s in town. And the grass is greener on the other side, and an angel is a a devil when a devil is nice. I wanna be your lover, but I don’t think I’m strong enough. I’m gonna find me an angel. I’m gonna find me a devil. I’m gonna put them together. I’m gonna see how long it takes them.

Kathleen
      Hey Kathleen I saw your junkie husband at the park. He looked to fix over at Tompkins Park. I sold him dope, but I didn’t sell him the good stuff, ‘cause I didn’t want to. Hey Kathleen go home and cry yourself to sleep. You seem so strong, you seem so hard, but your humor suffers and you’re really weak. But I still laugh at your jokes.
      How do you handle your tragedies so well? If I was you, I would have killed myself years ago. Do the tears on your pillow, or wine in your cellar make things easier. Do the bars at night give you piece of mind, or your job by day get you very far. Do you really think so? You’re the connisseur of misery, I know its hard, but there’s no need for your sob stories. I’ve got the last word, I’ve got the last laugh. You’re 33 and in retail, you’re 33 you’ve failed.


American Holiday
      American Holidays. It a day when all the blue collars with broken backs drink from pocket flasks. They try to forget the vast seasons they’ve laid to waste. Have another sip, have another taste. Whiskey and wine everything is so fine. Twelve o’clock and scotch on the rocks all right. The black and white and red all over says the world is coming to an end. It’s all over.
      Well I’m dead all god damn day hooray, its an American Holiday. I sit in my kitchen with my cigarette, my dick in my hand and a porno mag. Its all the same. On the street the kids cry heresy up and down the sidewalks through the towns. It’s all the same. I set my clock so ti don’t stop, those mother fuckin’ machines wake me up like guillotines. It’s all the same. And I wake up, and I go to work with all my hangups.


Bury Me
     I’m so tired that I can’t take it. I’m so tired, I can’t make it. The clock keeps ticking and the world keeps spinning. People keep walking and the dogs keep shitting. I’m so tired, I can’t take it. I’m so tired, I can’t make it.
Just one kiss and I think of your lips. Just one hug, I can’t get rid of this bug. I taste your tongue, I feel your hips. I’m gonna slit my wrists if I don’t get this.

Just bury me. Just bury me yeah yeah.

      One day on the airwaves I heard a rumor that all the love songs just got up and flew away. And on the radio I heard a man say, “Life ain’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a box full of dog shit except you know what you’re gonna get.
I stare at the walls. I wait for your calls. The only things I hear are church bells and things. Oh God why’d you make me so love sick. Oh God you devil, just pick up a shovel and bury me. Just Bury me. Life is a bitch and then you die. Love is an itch and then you die.


God Damn It
     When you take something like hope and you put it on a pedestal it’s inccredible. You just might find yourself begging on your hands and knees. If you ask me what is faith, don’t expect me to hesitate to give you an answer. It’s a man digging in a hole full of fools gold. If you think that I’m outrageous, baby let me tell you it’s contageous. I’ve got more reason than mathemeticians. God Damn it. I couldn’t stand it no more. Just because its raining doesn’t mean I’m complaining. God Damn it I couldn’t stand it no more.

Rudy Can Fail
     I went to the bar tonight. When I got home I drank a 40 and everything was all right. Amphetamine dreams as good as it seems. I’m bored in the morning, I’m speeding in the evening. Smoke, coke, dope, on the corner of 2nd and 11th. It seems to me if I had the money I’d buy a piece of heaven. And that rich cute blone from Jersey. I wish she’d buy my act and bring me home to her mommy. Rudy can fail.

Piece ‘o My Girl
     I liked her hands so I chopped them off. I put ‘em in my pocket to hold when I want. I liked her eyes so I gouged them out. Then I plyed marbles with the kids down my block. I liked her hair so I tore it out. I wrapped it ‘round my neck and I hung myself. ‘Cause a piece of my girl is all I need. One single piece to keep me pleased.
      She’s the beer in my lungs, the atom bomb in my brains. She’s the heroin in my veins. She’s got bubble gum lips and t-bone hips. She’s got vannilla ice cream tits. I’d pay a fools randsome for her looks. If she was a song then I would sing the hook. Sometimes I wear her underwear. I save her laundry so I can have her smell.
      Sometimes we play dress up. I put her in high heels and make up. Then we paint our toes and we pierce our earlobes and sometimes I’ll shave my legs. Then I get bad with booze and I touch her boobs. She don’t move, but I don’t care, ‘cause a piece of my girl is all I need. One single piece to keep me pleased.


Canes.....by Andrea Hanson(Painting Soldiers)
     Stories get told and the people get and the the kids get broke and the lights don't work and its funny.  It's funny honey.  Centuries away there are people who are saying, "oh my goodness.  where is the goodness here?  Oh my Goodness, I can't make this without my golden goodness.  Pockets full down the hill around the corner I know you wanna.

Middle Finga In Ya Face
     Middle finger in your face. How many times do I have to say it? Middle finger in your face. It’s an easy message, no mistakes. It’s a universal sign. Don’t you know this finger’s mine? What’s it mean when its in your face? You’d better learn, you make me scream.